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jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

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tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

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tolkieninspiredart:

Beorn 

"In that last hour, Beorn himself had appeared — no one knew how or from where. He came alone, and in bear’s shape; and he seemed to have grown almost to giant-size in his wrath. The roar of his voice was like drums and guns; and he tossed wolves and goblins from his path like straws and feathers. He fell upon their rear, and broke like a clap of thunder through the ring."

(via Beorn by JMKilpatrick on deviantART)

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traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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basedgosh:

a national hero

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If Bumblebee got the Matrix of Leadership he’d be Bumblmus Prime and he’d transform into a Volkswagen bus.

laineroller:

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

That’s a tack and a safety pin not a toothpick

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shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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