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"Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" - Asher Roth. Bama boy currently residing in the Utah. Livin life one day at a time.
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basedgosh:

a national hero

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If Bumblebee got the Matrix of Leadership he’d be Bumblmus Prime and he’d transform into a Volkswagen bus.

laineroller:

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

That’s a tack and a safety pin not a toothpick

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shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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amnhnyc:

This diagram shows our cosmic address at a glance. We see our planetary system around the Sun, our stellar neighborhood in our galaxy, our galaxy in the local group of galaxies, and our group in the entire universe. 

Learn more in the Cullman Hall of the Universe

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nevrrmoore:

mrherold:

Larry Pierce - The Highwayman

❤️

RIP Buddy

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Sgt. Brad “Iceman” Colbert | Generation Kill Ep. 1 “Get Some”

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gninja12:

sweaterkittensahoy:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

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amightydirge:

Tibetan Armored Cavalryman

This figure has been assembled based on photographs taken in the 1930s and 1940s, in the Tibetan capital of Lhasa during the Great Prayer Festival. Part of the festival included troops of ceremonial armored cavalry, who wore a standardized set of equipment as stipulated by the central government of Tibet from about the mid-seventeenth or eighteenth century onward. This included a helmet, shirt of mail, set of four mirrors, armored belt, bow case and quiver, matchlock musket, bandoleer with gunpowder and bullets, and short spear for the rider, as well as a saddle, saddle rug, and tack for the horse. Armed and equipped in a similar fashion, Tibetan goverment officials periodically were required to demonstrate proficiency on horseback with musket, bow and arrow, and spear until as late as the mid-twentieth century.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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smokebluntsbonghits:

No. Tomorrow is cinco due mayo bitch

smokebluntsbonghits:

No. Tomorrow is cinco due mayo bitch

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koontzzz:

darksetter imagine getting this shot aaah

koontzzz:

darksetter imagine getting this shot aaah

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vinebox:

truth.

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