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Beware #10 (1954)

Beware #10 (1954)

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we-belong-in-a-movie:

Matrix (1999)

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? 
Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

we-belong-in-a-movie:

Matrix (1999)

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? 

Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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dirt-babe:

idk why I laughed so hard at this

dirt-babe:

idk why I laughed so hard at this

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insanelysane101:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

HELLO SUSAN!

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pussywag0n:

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

Sk8er boi came out 12 yrs ago

stana-lover:

whatadifferencethedaymake:

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

this could so be Castle`s notes

Its so castle.

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

image

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

This thing was trying to get at me through my window.

I think it wanted to eat my brains and gain my knowledge

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